My Mokkai’s : SMS Collection’s Part 2

My Mokkai’s : SMS Collection Series 1

Some of My Mokkai(Blund or PJ)

நீங்க அறிவாளினா இந்த கேள்விக்கு பதில் சொல்லுங்க பார்க்கலாம் பட்டி வடசுட்ட story la வடைய சுட்டது

1.காக்காவா ?

2.பாட்டிய ?

3.வடசாட்டிய ?.

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I found d perfect example for newton 3rd law..Every time i open my book my eyes close automatically…..

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12 வருடத்திற்கு 1 முறை பூக்கும் குறிஞ்சி மலர் kuda உங்கள் புன்னகையை பார்த்தால் , 1 நாளுக்கு 12 முறை பூக்கும்.சிரிப்பா பாரு, இப்படி எல்லாம் சிரிச்ச பூக்கவே பூகத்து .

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How to Kill a ANT? Mix chilli powder wid sugar n give it 2 d ant. After having dat it wil search 4 water.D ant wil go insearch of water sumwhere near a water tank.Wen d ant goes near d tank,push the ant in2 it.Now d ant

who’s fully soaked in water ‘ll go 2 dry itself near fire.Wen d ant reaches near fire,put a bomb in2 d fire,

so dat it gets wounded.Then u admit d  wounded ant in ICU.Remove d oxygen mask from the mouth n kill d ant. :)

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Read it carefully. I am sure you will not judge the climax…MOM: Wake up, son. Its time to go to school.
SON: Y Mom? I dont want to go to school.
MOM: Give me two reasons y u dont want to go to school. SON: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on, you have 2 go 2 school.
SON: Give me two reason y i should go 2 school?MOM:one,u r 52yrs old and Two,u r d Principal of d school :) !

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College  students bore adichu pogum idangal:1st bench students: lets go to prepare for MBA entrance.2nd bench: Dai unga vituku pogalam da.3rd bench students: Maapla padathuku polam.

Last bench singa kuttigal: Machan bore adikuthu collegeku pogalam va.

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A real Love letter: Kanmani anboda kathalan nan adikkum whisky, illa Rum, venam brandy nu vachiko…Ponnmani unn veetla kudichiyaa.. Naan inga kudichiten..,Unnai ninaicha bothai aruvi mathri kottuthu, adha sollathan brandy pattha maten guthu.

Abirami, Abirami.

Naduvula Gin, Wine, Beer ellam adichiko..

Enaku entha sarakku adichalum udambuku othukum ana unn udambuku  othukuma..

Abirami.. Abirami.. Manithan unarnthukkolla ithu kalla saraku alla.

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