Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Unstoppable Rants of MJ - Ouch , Oops it Bites

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Family Bites
1. Every day morning, there is a huge pressure for two things- one is to go to Restroom and other is to go for walking.

One day Mom was scolding me for not going to walking (this happens every day),
I told her “Mom I am going in Bus, so for 1hr I am standing, that itself is a great exercise, now me going to sleep”.

She started laughing that she called everyone in flats and mocked at me, see how my son is useless fellow. She also added that for this I will open an orkut or Facebook account and tell this to your friends.(I better hurry in telling this)

2. Kids are growing very fast, my neighbor flat sister(All Indians are my Brother and Sister) was complaining to my mother that  Chennai boys are very bad, I was shocked.

My Mom asked :  What happened?
She : My kid is studying 2nd standard and her class mate said, “machi ava Super Figurenu” (she is super figure)
My Mom : went speechless and looked at me ( I know what was running in her mind)
Now She is planning to change the school


3. Two weeks back , I visited my cousin sister house, her 2yr old kid was very busy playing with her toys and roaming around the house. My cousin sister was having tough time managing the kid, she was trying to feed her also (farex, I love that still). My niece refused to eat.

You know guys what my cousin sister did? She told her baby to eat else Manoj Mama will eat, I don’t know why but my niece ate all the food. I was stunned and speechless: D

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4. Kids again, my 4yrs old niece was so brave during diwali, He called his aunt ( My sister in law) for bursting crackers,

She told I am afraid,
He Replied : don’t worry I am there, stand behind me ,ROFL , whole family had good time.

5. In yet another great embarrassment, me and brother were arguing about playstation 3 from US in the hall during a family function..

I was busy explaining about regional codes and all the stuff.
I was suppose to tell- Bro we cannot play Indian blu ray flims , but I just missed the ray in that ”
Suddenly whole family crowd turned towards me and stared, there was uneasy silent for a few secs and I was blinking (but managed, with saying hello hello in phone phewwwww)

Crazy Friends

6. I think my friends had all gone crazy.

This happened couple of months back when we were travelling to Bangalore. One Friend was late.

We kept trying to call her but in vain, the train was about to start, it started moving, then we saw her in jab we meet style running towards the train and finally boarded the train.

We asked her, why are you so late? And stunned by her reply
She told : long queue yaar for platform ticket that’s the reason.
We : what platform ticket? you duffer!! you have train ticket with you then why this . Oh God we could not control our laughs

And guys I am not going to disclose the name of the friend- Rajlaxmi the princess, oops I told sorry slip of the finger.

Other Bites
7. Why face book is Blue?
I was shocked to hear this. When question was raised to the founder he told- He actually has color blindness & could not see Red and Green , hence the site was fully blue.

8. Petrol has been increased by Rs.3/-(5times within 6 months) now costs Rs.60/-  and daily two or three Scams are coming like spams , its very tough to remember all, the count is been increasing day by day. If our Politicians stopped scamming , then the price rise will not happen.  Anyways we are people are not going to do anything so leave it.

They are Scamming like Spamming.
A Million Dollar Question?
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Am I ready to Meet HER?

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All Night I was thinking about her, her memories were like an ocean surrounding the island
Am I ready to meet her tomorrow? It was a Billion dollar question that my Heart kept questioning my mind for the whole day.

The Time arrived, I rushed to the college with a heavy heart, even though I have prepared for days to meet her, I know she is very tough to win.

I entered the Class Room, I know she is angry with me, As usual I am late. I just  saw her , she was on the desk, very silent and beautiful.

I just went near her, took her in my hands and when I saw …..
Phew, my mind went blank and I started blinking….. the world, time everything in the space at once froze in the moment

And She is
““Exam Question Paper“”

Then Heard A Voice : Machi Entha Vatium Out da : This Time also Arrear only

Select The Above Lines to Know Her Name 

P.S : Select the Text after colon : This Post

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Cool Signs and Boards – I Clicked

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cool Knock Offs – I clicked

Knock Offs

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Monday, September 6, 2010

Cool No Smoking Board

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Batman Superman and Friends : MY Toys

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Toy Story

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Some Weird Sights stuffs Clicked

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

A Lonely Soule (55 Fiction Story)

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You left me because you thought, You are stopping me from having a complete life, But the truth is

You Complete Me“.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Where does the Tax Money Goes in India ?

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The Garland was made of 1000 Rs Indian Note, A prominent Political Leader was presented with this Garland in their recent Party Function.

The News Channels claims the Money in the Garland was around some lakhs

I can see My Tax Money in there :( , Can you

Guys see yours ? 

Image URL & News : NDTV ( click it)

Disclaimer

Me and My Employer(Company) are not responsible for any legal issues or damages caused by this post.

Monday, March 8, 2010

List of Harris Jayaraj Inspired ( Copy Cat) Songs

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Song : June Ponal

Movie : Unnale Unnale ( 2007)

Composer : Harris Jeyaraj

 

Original Song : All Rise (2001)

Composer : Boy Band

Song : Karu karu vizhigalal

Movie : Pachaikili Muthucharam (2006)

 

Original Song : Hit you with the real thing(2005)

 

Composer : Westlife

Song : Ilalai Ullasam (2007)

Movie : unnale unnale

original Song : Here Comes the hotstepper (1994)

 

Composer : Ini Kamoze

Song : Vaaroiyo Vaaroiya (2009)

Movie : Aadhavan

 

Song : Mundhinam Parthenae (2008)

Movie : Vaaranam aayiram

 

Original Song : Faith (1987)

Composer : George Michel

Song :  Orugalluke Pilla

Movie : Sanikudu (2006) ( Telgu)

 

original Song : chaiya Chaiya (1999)

Composer : A.R. Rahman

Movie : Uyire

 

Song : Azhiyilae Mukkulikkum Azhagae ( 2008)

Movie : Dhaam Dhoom (2008)

 

Original Song :  Kayyil Mithakkum

Composer : A.R.Rahman

Movie : Ratchagan (1997)

Background Theme : Stranger in Black (2005)

Movie : Anniyan

 

Original Theme : The Passion of The Christ (2004)

 

The List continues, this is just a tip of the iceberg …..

Friday, March 5, 2010

The Unstoppable MJ’s Tweet Jan 2010

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Tweets ( I remained Rants to Tweets)


1.) Last Month My Boss was on Leave, Really Happy felt like a boy in the classroom  where there in no teacher lolz

After lunch VPN got disconnected hurrrrrrrrrrrray felt like class test postponed , school days were really fun…..

2.) My Neighbor who is studying in Sathyabama University was so sad,

When asked Why Sad?, he said Reema Sen and Pooja( Tamil Heroines) are coming to his college, I was like “What, its good news dude you are grown up now, You should be happy”

He looked at me slowly and yelled : Only Gals are allowed to see heroines in my college

Me : Oops Your College is So Strict dude ?

3.) This Happened in My College Days :  I was going out of the class room

   Prof:  Enga da Pora ? ( Where aer u Going?)

     Me : Rest Room Sir

     Prof : Naan Varum pothuthan Poviya neev(Rough translation - Are you going because I am coming?)     Me : Ella sir Ennaku Varum Pothuthan Nanna Povan( With Innocent Face)

(Rough translation - No sir, am going because its coming to me)

     Prof : Unna ellam #@##@ Get Lost

     Me : Thank U sir ( again with Innocent Face)

Sorry guys could not translate this in English 

4.)  My Senior asked, Why are u starring @ the gal ? What will You do if she slaps you ?

Me  :  “Naanga ellam porakumpotha Got Slap from gals” - ( From the minute we born I am getting slaps from Gals)

She :  What ? !! How ??

Me : The Nurse Slapped Me lolz

So More experienced in this matter

5.)  My friend’s bro called him and said

Bro : Saw VTV it’s so cool

Fri :  it’s good but 2nd half not so good , over all ok movie

Bro : What the movie is so super.

Fri : yes all lovers will like this movie

Bro : Turned blue and said, yes movie is not so good and kept the phone down

 

Poem


6.) This poem is dedicated to my Team Mate

Disclaimer : I know only little Hindi , with that I am writing this. So Pls excuse me

Sing the Song in Kuch Kuch Hota song ( Tum passu yaya , May muskul raiya tune)

Tum Pieo Chaiya ( You Drink Tea)

May Pieo Chaiya ( Me Drink Tea)

Tum Jaavo Neecha (You Go Down)

May aavo peecha ( Me will come behind)

Kuch Kuch Chaiya Pieo ( Slowly Slowly We drink Tea)

U should say Wah Wah right now ( Tradional way to Say when somebody is saying poem)

( This is how I Call him for Tea breaks. How is it)

After hearing this poem he started talking to me in Tamil

Movies


7.) So VTV is out , the movie has so much hype and the impact was even seen in Ch1blogs, so many people writing post for its. Did the movie lived up to the hype ??

8.) Now Movies, I saw 3 idiots this weekend wow what a Movie? I felt Aamir is the luckiest one he had a Romance scene with Karishma in  Raja Hindustani now with her sister Kareena in 3 idiots lolz

9.) Sorry guys no news about Rakhi sawant, lately I heard she was on hunger strike against censor board for her item number that’s all 

That’s it from me guys as of now